26. Cyberbully (TV 2011)- Charles Binamé

Cyberbully Trailer

Oh ABC Family...was Secret Life not ridiculous enough? This horrendous film made me feel like I lived in communist China and was watching a mandatory Public Service Announcement about the dangers of Facebook, with someone whispering "I told you so!" in my ear the entire movie. Poor Emily Osment. Her agent needs to be fired ASAP. This movie was so bad and tried so hard to be "artsy" that at one point I thought I was watching the Smurfs because everyone on screen was blue. Literally blue, not metaphorically, but actually blue. This movie basically proved that the drug companies are doing an awesome job with their child protecting lids, because when Taylor (Emily Osment) tries to commit suicide (after her best friend made a fake Facebook telling everyone in her school that she gave some guy the clap-seriously?) she is unsuccessful because she can't get the cap off of the pill bottle. She's what, seventeen? And she not only won't deactivate her Facebook when people start bullying her, but is physically unable to open a pill bottle. Sweet ABC family. Congratulations on making another terrible TV movie set in a super ambiguous suburb about controversial issues revolving around middle class white girls.