18. Step Brothers (2008)- Adam McKay

Step Brothers Trailer

For this review, I'm not going to talk about how incredibly hilarious this movie is, because everyone knows that. I'm also not going to talk about how Will Ferrell's prosthetic testicles cost $25,000. I'll consider talking about how Brennan (Will Ferrell) may or may not have buried Dale (John C. Reilly) alive in their front yard. Or how Mr. Dobac (Richard Jenkins) builds Dale and Brennan a tree house out of a boat, complete with racy magazines, Chewbacca masks, and pirate hats. I definitely won't say how my grandmother and I quote from the song, "Boats and Hoes" in the summertime. I'll avoid  telling you all about how many Catalina Wine Mixer parties I've been to, and how when I went to a concert where the person sang Por Ti Votare and all I could say in my head was, "it's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer." I too, like Brennan and Dale would hook up with John Stamos, but I won't say how that would immediately make me best friends with them because of it. It is kind of a secret so I better not write this but I've definitely used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down just like Brennan trying to save his "child-adulthood" home. Oh shit, did I say all of that? Oops! But it's all okay, because I remember my first beer.